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{"type":"standard","title":"Piotr Salaber","displaytitle":"Piotr Salaber","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11818028","titles":{"canonical":"Piotr_Salaber","normalized":"Piotr Salaber","display":"Piotr Salaber"},"pageid":39122072,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Piotr_Salaber.jpg/330px-Piotr_Salaber.jpg","width":320,"height":321},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/Piotr_Salaber.jpg","width":405,"height":406},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256617111","tid":"ece740b9-9f9e-11ef-b45f-bd47cc21440c","timestamp":"2024-11-10T20:04:00Z","description":"Polish musician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piotr_Salaber","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piotr_Salaber?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piotr_Salaber?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Piotr_Salaber"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piotr_Salaber","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Piotr_Salaber","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piotr_Salaber?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Piotr_Salaber"}},"extract":"Piotr Salaber – composer, conductor and pianist, „one of the most interesting Polish composers of theatre music”\nGraduated from the Academy of Music in Bydgoszcz, first - getting his master's degree in choral conducting under prof. H. Gostomski, and later from the Faculty of Composition, and Theory of Music; he earned a doctorate in musical arts in conducting (2005), habilitation in 2012, since 2013 - professor of the Academy of Music in Bydgoszcz On July 27, 2021, he was nominated a professor of art in the discipline of musical arts.","extract_html":"
Piotr Salaber – composer, conductor and pianist, „one of the most interesting Polish composers of theatre music”\nGraduated from the Academy of Music in Bydgoszcz, first - getting his master's degree in choral conducting under prof. H. Gostomski, and later from the Faculty of Composition, and Theory of Music; he earned a doctorate in musical arts in conducting (2005), habilitation in 2012, since 2013 - professor of the Academy of Music in Bydgoszcz On July 27, 2021, he was nominated a professor of art in the discipline of musical arts.
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