{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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